Sick Panda
Posted by Derek Yu Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:09:00 GMT
Sick Panda is running a high fever. He needs your love beer love now more than ever.
Posted by Derek Yu Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:09:00 GMT
Sick Panda is running a high fever. He needs your love beer love now more than ever.
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Love!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
D:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLASH GORDON APROACHING
This just in, TIGsource supports bestiality
Okay, we have to improvise?
I think policedanceclub is pretty suspicious.
I know why Panda is sad.
Panda has to make love. Sweet love that is.
Happybara sends his love
/me hugs Panda!
Maybe Panda wants a Monocle?!
sounds like Panda wants less viruses in his forums!
OMG, he is soooooo cute !!! How to help the little panda?
/me hugs Panda!
Just look at those claws. I won’t fall for this trap. He’ll eat your souls to get well again.
@ECLIPSE: you just won my love Eclipse. KLYTUS I’M BORED
IT nerds just have nothing to do, this is the proof.
@Krux: well, duh, the forums are down.
Having nothing to do is actually what I get paid for at work.
I am a werewolf.
rawr
What is love beer?
On second thought I don’t want to know.
Well, if the forums are down for everyone at least there won’t be eleventeen pages of new posts to sort through. (Backwards, because the New Posts option drops posts off the list when you open them up in a new window, so the list becomes shorter, so you miss some if you go forward. I was going to complain about that, but now that the whole thing’s busted I’m gonna say there are higher priorities on the IT Nob’s minds.)
I think the panda did it. Otherwise, why is he dressed like a burglar?!
Don Andy you too? :P
I vote Melly. Wait, he’s moderator! Cheater. I mean, he’s cheating. I’m not voting for cheater.
ahem. That virus made me realize just hoe much time I spend here <_<
I… I’m… I’m going through withdrawal guys.
o_Q
Delicious manlove for pandas.
I’ve noticed the forums are down for about 5 minutes now and I’m already panicked.
We need like, a backup forums somewhere else for these occasions.
Wait, the virus-on-forums thing wasn’t a joke?! How can a forum get virussed?
I send love to the panda. Sick pandas do not need beer. Beer would be unwise.
AGAIN! Also, panda’s ultra-cuteness is too much.
More empathy for Sick Panda
Smithy did the virus.
Trust me, he did.
I knew his amazing life was all a sham! A sham to cover up his true intentions to destroy us all!
More time to work on the compo entry.
I’m going for Ikaruga.
Love beer is a dirty, dirty phrase.
I think the panda just misses Tamer. As do we all.
What? I love beer. It’s not too weird.
Oh God I feel the Indiegamer forums are gonna get raped tonight.
Way to get us all excited about a compo and then take away our ability to discuss it!
Thanks panda!
I always knew that you wrote malicious viruses during your breaks from eating, sleeping, and pooping, but I never though it would affect me… How could I have been so naive…?
did you try feedig him corn chipps>?
I agree with fartron:
SUMMON TAMER!
<3
Smithy is innocent! I have an alibi! I was in a flying saucer at the time!
(For more information on Smithy’s innocence, visit www.downloadviruses.com)
A flying saucer with all the mechanical complexity of a teapot???
Don’t you see what has happened you fools…? We have made Tamer angry! Well probably have to sacrifice someone to appease him. I vote smithy …
In these comments: Things you won’t understand unless you are a forum regular.
hey guys US ANGERED AT CHINA OLYMPIC PROPAGANDA
HOW CARE AOUT THE PANDA?
PANDA SNEEZE IN 5..4..3..2..
Lurk moar
Also, I’m not a werewolf.
I’m the panda.
DUM DUM DUUUUUMM!
HI EVERY ONE NEW TO THIS SITE LIKE TO MAKE FRIENDS
I’m nes so I don’t get the sick panda reference. Maybe the OP is poking fun at the fact the Forum is down?
Connection Problems Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
HAI GUYS WHY SO FROWNEY
Losing the forums has driven everyone mad.
Indie Brawl: Catmario
Catmario is a fairly light character with many tricks up his sleeve.
A: Scratches with his sharp cat claws. A>: Leaps forward and scratches A^: Kicks upward Adown: bites low to the ground S: Turns into giant muscle cat and drops on the enemy for massive damage. The downside is that if you don’t cancel out of it quickly you fall through the ground and die. S^: Places an invisible coinblock below himself and bounces off it. The coinblock sticks around and damages enemies who hit their heads on it. S>: Throws a sunglasses star that bounces along and damages enemies. Sdown: Lays a barely-visible spike trap on the ground which will activate if any player walks over it.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
I think that it’s a sad testament to the security of Windows XP/Internet explorer that you can contract a virus by simply visiting a site on the web.
Now, I will withdraw to my ivory tower of OS X… where there are no indie games :(
Is this an XP/IE only bug? Am I safe if I’ve only used Firefocks? Is my vista box safe?
I’ll pray for you Pandy Panda!
Satan is my God, also!
I use Firefox3 and the Noscript-addon. And Noscript blocked this virus even before my antivirus software had to handle with it. So I think Firefox is safer.
Keeping the Cinco De Mayo Comicompo aliiiive! Sing it with me. (Seriously folks, who’s got that thing now?)
P.S. does this mean we get extensions on our demakes?
P.P.S. I agree. Policedanceclub IS suspicious. REFUTE.
Oh, also, I need thems forums bad. Power to The Progium. YOU CAN DO IT!
yeah I need the forums too :( for the compo
I need it.
I just do.
C’mon, little panda, you must eat if you want to be stronger. Please, eat. EAT! EAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
MUUUUUF.
also, why does everyone suspect me?
What.
This is going to be deleted, isn’t it
Can the TIGSource bigwigs at least post the bootleg demake competition rules somewhere else? I get the essence of the compo, but there are some points I can’t recall.
are you guys serious about the virus infecting through a website?
if so that’s a pretty high class virus, we should consider it a compliment :D
also the reason the panda is sad is that its not fucking, what it needs is some Barry White!
Maaaaan I miss you guys. MISS YOU GUYS.
Hope panda gets better soooooooooooon.
No forums and no demake updates make Noyb something something. Go crazy? Don’t mind if I do!
I am a furry
Best news ever
http://love.sf.net/
i need this site like crack
Christ. It’s been like 24 hours! Now is when we begin to lose all resemblance of reason or logical thought. It can only go downhill from here.
I’m starting to think this has nothing to do with a panda. In fact I was doing some research and it seems that websites have no correlation with pandas. Who would have guessed?
@slick: oh yeah, in that movie Ornella Muti was hot! You need to watch the italian version of the movie, with her real voice acting: “Klytus, sono annoiata” :D
also, i like how a post about a sad panda can top the record of comments and totally destroy the average of 20-30 posts on news related to indie gaming xD
Haven’t read so many comments since that infamous “the underside” first trailer news.
There is no virus! They just took the forums down so the blog gets more love!
I hope he dies of Aids.
(I hate Pandas.. )
On the side note, at least now you don’t have that last haunting pic up on the front anymore. Congrats.. censorSource.
I agree that Smithy was behind this. I bet he snuck the virus in in his massive logger’s beard.
This game sucks.
BARRY WHITE IS PEOPLES, PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eclipse: We’re just posting here because the forums are down.
Derek, make a Werewolf game VIII post on the blog so that we can continue from there!
HEY GUYS, THE FORUMS ARE BACK UP!
Ornella mutti is so hot in that movie, she said this sentence with the voice of Max von Sydow huh!
Maybe the server isn’t Y2K8 compatible. Massive meltdown and the eradication of humanity ensues. The prophecies have already foretold: “when the mighty tiger shall fail to rise from his deep slumber the Earth will tremble and the sky shall be torn apart to make way for the coming darkness.”
Now look at what you guys started.
@slick:
You lied to me.
JUST when I’m about to break the 1000 posts the forums “get a virus” huh?
I ACCUSE the bigwigs of TIGsource of trying to keep the little guy down. You guys suck. DOWN WITH THE BIGWIGS.
cave story ripoff
ripstory cave off
oldmeme circlejerkoff
I feel weak.
:(
Derek, you should update the Bootleg Demake post in here with all the rules while the forums are like this, or give a few days extension to the deadline later.
Doom is upon us if this keeps up. We’ll be doomed. Digipen style.
Moi: I managed to break 300 just before the forums went down. Neener neener!
What’s disturbing is that TIGSource is already the #1 Google result for ‘sick panda’.
Also, forum withdrawal.
Wow thats cool creepy.
Also moi
send me a email.
policedanceclub AT gmail DOT com
Also, lets aim for lots of comments
like 200
that would be awesome.
manbye
The robots did it, I just know it.
I say 666.
This’ll either summon Satan or fuck the whole world up with a massive EMP.
Actually I think the compo deadline can be moved earlier now, with the contestants actually working on their entries instead of lazing around in the fora :D
:D
I feel the exact same way.
Also that was number 100
:3
sick panda is sick
Massena: Take that back, you heathen!
Massena: Take that back, you heathen!
Oh, come on. Double-posting doesn’t count. Cheater. Well, cheater. Cheater cheater!
I hate you cheater, I hate you so much.
Panda needs love, not hate
Im so so sorry, I love you cheater !
I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WIIWIIWIWIWIWIWIW
Rumor has it that the forum would be under audit. Because derek Yu wants to sell out to IGN.
Rumor has it that EA is buying the forums for 500 million dollars, and plans to release them as a Wiiware party game.
i blame gigglesworth. he saw the awesomeness at the tigsource draws robots thread and was jealous of their silly ‘top-fezzez’ and such, so he blew up the internets, a little. maybe.
that gigglesworth is always up to no good, but i never thought he would make a sick panda. what an ungentlemanly thing to do for a gentleman like himself.
Someone think of the pandas.
THINK OF THE PANDAS DAMNIT!!!
Oh the humanity.
I NEEDZ MEH TIGSAUCE
NAO PLZ
I’m having serious jitters from going without my TIGForums fix.
I don’t see why we couldn’t just host some temporary forum on another location, while using the same MySQL database.
Who put panda in my TIGER Sauce?!
Hey guys while you’re waiting why not try my new game:
Top Spinner
I know, I know, it needs a better name. Suggestions?
Tigsource Draws Robots thread ) —– 0-[ + + ]-0 [0] | -–[ ]—/ / [ ] \ | | — 000
Crap… Looks like ascii graphics do not work in here… well just imagine an ascii robot
Seriously I need that forum. I actually get stuff done now. This just can’t be right.
the 3 in :3 still looks like a scrotum to me. There’s nothing for it, I’m afraid :/
I’m losing thousand of dollars for each hour the forums afre down.
Fix the forums, my business demands it!
toothbrush: Barely related, but still funny, http://perspective.istheshit.net/
Hey Derek if u need a forum i can set up a new one for you on my site… let’s join forces and let the pandas world tremble.. lol
Free Tibet….
I am going into forum withdrawal. Send help.
hi panda!
HELP MEEEEEEE! CALLLLLLLL FORRRR A DOCTORRRRRRR! I FEEL BARFY…SHOULDN’T HAVE EATED THE FORUM SERVER CIRCUIT BOOOARRDSSS!
Fuck you, Panda.
No, really. Ultimate love beer.
I’ve withdrawn, luckily, I have some MUD’s forum as a backup.
dono beleev dat other panda he r not really sic. i r rl sck panda. i got sck from eat grn pxels.
FUCK!
IT’S A FUCKING PANDA!
RIGHT THERE!
Get in the steam-carriage!
You people sicken me
Also, what happened to NERD LOVE?
i r ate that too sry
Get bandaids!
PANDA GET.
GIVE PANDA TO GRUE?
HOW CARE AOUT THE FORUMS?
YES
@Jrsquee: LIKE TO MAKE FRIENDS
At the start of this thread cyber95 said:
“I knew his amazing life was all a sham! A sham to cover up his true intentions to destroy us all!”
Wow this was the good old times. I wonder if cyber95 remembers the internet now?
I heard they found some humans alive in australia. But hismight just be another rumor.
GTG now, need to find a new water chip.
Sick Panda looks like it needs to play my DEMAKE of Super Mario Galaxy… ;)
Hyper Solar-System Plumber!
Sorry for shameless plug, but the official forums are still down… :(
my name is barold
My name is Balrog
HUZZAH!
I am a whale
Seems like it’s a good time to make games starring Pandas.
I AM SPARTACUS
NO, I AM SPARTACUS
wait, crap, no. I’m Radnom. sorry about that. this whole forum breaking thing has got me a little on-edge.
Oh yeah, well, I’m Legend.
well this sucks.
I CARE AOUT TEH FORMUS
Well, could you imagine, I am most certainly not you! (Seriously hope to see the forums up soon!)
HALO I ARE TEH FORUMZ, FUCK YOU ALL
SINCERELY, TEH FORUMZ
Flimsy echo of this departed world, why do you mock the last of your kind? You hope for a return that may never come, yet fear that all is lost. Internal destruction of your very lives has come, yet you still persist. Why do you echo departed one? You’re time will come again, wait and sleep, this is still the time before waking.
Loveless Act III
Probably.
need moar love
pandas are bears
Braid should come off the active development watchlist… because it is coming out in mere hours!
i r not stpd bear i r panda :’(
Actually, I read somewhere that pandas aren’t bears, but another kind of animal I’m forgetting the name of right now.
Racoons
Holy shit, I was just making a joke and was actually right oO
“The Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, “black-and-white cat-foot”) is a mammal classified in the bear family (Ursidae), native to central-western and southwestern China. The panda was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae (raccoons and their relatives).”
Well, you were only previously right.
GARTHY! SONG! Please?
Oh, also Smithy, an epic tale would sane eveyone up. Really!*
*Not really. But it’d go down well.
goddamnit will someone get these forums up and working asap; I’ve spent my time on dodgy personals websites since it’s gone down….
Luckily my forum addiction has been completely overwritten by an addiction to Benzido’s crazy cricket game.
Needs more Shift-JIS pandas
darth vader
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
DONANDY, pandas r not stpd bears
srsly
(pandas r not stpd racoons also)
Wow. I’ve never visited the forums, yet read all these comments. Now I’m starting to feel a need for it!
OMG! Chatting panda! :D
EE: Don’t miss out on the mancrib like I did! It’s a formative experience.
chutup: my top score is 181. I’d put a SQL high score table in, but it would be hacked in 5,4,3,2,1.
It is already hacked even though it doesn’t exist.
Braid should come off the active development watchlist… because it is coming out in mere hours!
— Yes, it needs to be moved to the Actively Awesome list.
Is it out now? Time to beg my parents for money <_<
Also: Day 3. All traces of humanity are lost. Basic motor functions will soon follow.
chutup: Mancrib you say… sounds frightening to me.
mancrib enters the room.
DON CRY WEE LAD, MANCRIB IS ER!
sob sob
YEAH MANCRIB WILL MAKE E ALL GO WAY.
sniffles
COME WID MANCRIB TO MAN CRIB.
mancrib and wee lad leaves
I heard rumor that derek is updating the forums with new features including a daycare and a spa.
I heard a rumour that derek is moving into space, to live with GOD.
maybe.
All these forums being down made me start drawing again.
I heard rumors that there is actually no virus, derek just took the forums down so he could have them all to himself.
Share your forums derek!
He still needs to learn to share, he hasn’t changed at all since we were in highschool. But don’t hold it against him, we all have our faults.
weres mancrib? i herd dere r girafs dere.
I second the motion for a smithy tale. Preferably with stoned kids, I mean kids being sent stones, not kids using drugs.
SO GUYS WHERE ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR TIME WHEN TIGSF IS DOWN?
Mood : dreamy
Listening to : Grandemasterflash, new-york,new-york
I WANT MAH FORUMZ BACK WAAAHHH :cries:
IM GONIG TO MAKE TEH BEST GAME EVER!!!11!!!! I NEED: PRGOGRAMERS CODERS ARTISTS GFX ARTISTS PILXE ARTISTS SOUND MAKER MUSIC MAKER MAIL ME I HAVE THE BEST IDEA FOR A GAME!!!!! WE GOING TO BE RICHE!!!! MAIL ME NOW!! sickpandaa@downforeveryoneorjustme.com
like the panda who sneezes and scaers another panda. sneez -> whooo -> lol
oh except this waiting thing is != lol
I have the feeling that EE guy is gonna fit right in with the rest of the bunch.
In other news, the forum being down isn’t so bad after all. I actually get stuff done. I DEMAND the forum being taken offline for at least 24 hours a week, at the admins’ discretion, when it comes back up.
*If* it comes back up.
Cave Story Ripoff
At this point installing MAME (AGAIN!!!) and playing through a bunch of old arcade cock knockers is all what’s keeping me sane.
tigsource.com - Random
I’m seeing a lot of posting, I’m seeing a lot of “TIGSF are down” complaining, But I’m not seeing nearly enough PANDA LOVIN’.
Now tell me, boys and girls, have you loved your panda today? No? Then go! Go to your panda! Go now before your soul gets torn apart by the wandering demons of the “Panda hate” layer of hell! Save yourself! Save the TIGSF! Love a panda with all your heart… As long as it remains nice and legal.
No.87 Ripoff!
I’m spending my lifetime on job…with wine…
Panda love! Woo!
Ok, that good enough? Now I can get back to whining about the forums being down.
I LOVE YOU PANDA!!!!
GET BETTER!!!!
<3 <3 <3
:-* :-* :-*
Smithy is one such spambot. I have been onto him for a long time.
were s mancrib? why no answer me :’( I r jst sick panda no hurt u pomise.
I’ve got your forums mr Yu. You got the money?
Some people should stop trying to be funny and start actually being funny.
Yeah, If you arent funny, shut the fuck up!!!!!!”!”!”!1111111111111
Also 200
201 maybe?
hows the fuzzy wuzzy forum-stealing panda baby feeling this morning? you feelin better? you feelin better baby? awww, coochy coo! FIX THE FORUM ALREADY
Ha ha, clowns!
…That’s not really funny at all. Sorry.
Awesome reached.
…
Awesome exceeded.
Free beer for Jrsquee
Free love beer
I r jst sick panda no hurt forum eva so dono be so mean appa.
A CITY THE SIZE OF A SMALL CAT
Make something happen.
http://www.outincenterfield.com/images/mannysign.jpg
I once beat up Davey Crockett and Chuck Norris at the same time.
If I wanted to have given you guys a virus, you’d have all exploded by now!
poor sick panda, you need some manlove.
also, some manbaby soup would do wonders for your fuzzy complexion.
I love mirror?
I love panda?
I love lamp?
FORUMS!!!! FORUMS!!!
The Fo… Fo…Forums are back up!
I don’t like the forums anymore. I WANT TO STAY HERE. AAARGHHH DON’T TOUCH ME, WHERE ARE Y
holy shit they are back up!
CHUTUP
Ooh, Love a Duck.
So they are.
Love a Panda, also.
We can do this. We can get to 300.
NO. IT’S TOO LATE AND IT’S TOO LOUD!
No! It’s never too late! Give up, and the Empire has already won!
If this thread reaches 500 (legitimate, non-flood) comments you guys will obtain the “Panda Achievement” and unlock the hidden Panda Forums.
What a gentlemanly chalenge.
I’m sure that this is not pandaly possible.
This is assuredly not even the real Derek. Probably some no-good hoodlum from the uncivilized regions of the internets.
AN ACHIEVEMENT
IT HAS TO BE POSSIBLE LET’S TRY TO GET THIS FOR AGES AND IF IT GETS ANNOYING LET’S BITCH ABOUT IT HERE TOO
So what about this love beer thing.We still need an explanation. Mmmmhhh manlovebeer….