fruit mystery

Posted by Derek Yu Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:11:00 GMT

fruit mystery

fruit mystery is…

fruit mystery is…...

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fruit mystery is.







(Source: auntie pixelante)

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  1. Alehkhs said 10 minutes later:

    Derek is.

  2. Derek said 12 minutes later:

    Alehkhs is.

  3. Seriously, said 17 minutes later:

    What a fucken piece of shit.

  4. is said 27 minutes later:

    is..

  5. muku said 28 minutes later:

    Uh.

    I guess the only valid reason to “play” that is the gameover sequence, and I’m not yet convinced how good a reason that actually is.

  6. sinoth said 36 minutes later:

    NOW I KNOW

  7. gsm said about 1 hour later:

    so the spirit of JEFFK is (si) still around.

  8. BeamSplashX said about 1 hour later:

    THE FRUIT IS A LIE.

  9. ngajoe said about 1 hour later:

    That was funny–worth sending to others but I might not play it again.

  10. Timo said about 1 hour later:

    What was that?

  11. Imaginationac said about 2 hours later:

    …My head hurts now. Thanks.

  12. CMspice said about 2 hours later:

    I kinda always figured that guy is a genius. Go read his resume.

  13. mrs said about 2 hours later:

    best game on this entire website

  14. AClarkFS said about 2 hours later:

    I threw up alittle in my mouth.

  15. Last post getter said about 2 hours later:

    VERY GOOD

  16. Fireblend said about 2 hours later:

    This should have a seizure warning… not for me, but, you know people that can’t stand flashy colors. Or stupidity, for that matter.

  17. Border said about 2 hours later:

    That just scared the shit out of me. man !! the game over sequence… thats it, i’m gonna do nightmare for a week.

  18. Jean-Sebastien said about 3 hours later:

    Cave Story ripoff!

  19. Jonathan Blow said about 3 hours later:

    This game is awesome.

    Unfortunately in the coming E3 coverage this game will be ignored!!! In favor of lousy games that have no fruit at all.

  20. Dusty Spur said about 3 hours later:

    your a idoit

    derke you killed a touca n. why did you do this??????/?

  21. McAndrews said about 3 hours later:

    My apology was ” Dear Steve, Sorry I gave the dogs an uspet stomach ache that made them want to murderize themselves. And sorry the dogs murderized themselves. Really. Nothing is sader to me than murderized dogs, specially when they smell like strawberries.” I think that was the real purpose of the game. To psychologically prepare your mind for the most amazing apology ever. Anyone else have a good one?

  22. chutup said about 4 hours later:

    SORRY ZOOKEEPER STEVE!!

    Best edugame ever.

  23. GlingON said about 4 hours later:

    That game is only a sliver of the insanity going on at this guys website.

    I hate to use the Twilight Zone analogy, but that guys website exists in another dimension.

    I never have seen such raw human energy in my entire life.

  24. Butzo said about 4 hours later:

    “Thanks brett!”

  25. Ben said about 4 hours later:

    Zookeeper Steve is worse than the crying Asclepius baby…

  26. chutup said about 5 hours later:

    Huh. I thought maybe it was like Execution and you could win by not feeding any fruit, but no dice. FUCK OFF, ZOOKEEPER STEVE! I DIDN’T FEED THOSE ANIMALS ANY GODDAMN FRUIT, OK!

  27. Sifu Peng said about 5 hours later:

    My ears are ringing. The game has… changed me. I’ll never be the same bloke again.

  28. Marklar said about 6 hours later:

    I love this…

  29. ray said about 6 hours later:

    SOMETIME A FRUIT GOTTA BE A MYSTERY

    WHAT IS IT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

  30. !CE-9 said about 7 hours later:

    “The citrus juice from the juicy ORANGE makes the lobsarts a bit blind I think becuase they keep bumping into things after their ORANGE fruit feast. oh well they were UGLY and DANGEROUS TO SEE.”

    <3

  31. reetva said about 8 hours later:

    I’m walking on sunshine, woah-oh! Listen to the background music, I think that’s what it is.

  32. grindFish said about 9 hours later:

    this is the best game ever made.

  33. corpus said about 9 hours later:

    A lion awoke to the joyous sensation of melons hitting its buttocks, thanks to me.

  34. OrR said about 9 hours later:

    This is so full of awesome… I love it! :)

  35. BaronCid said about 9 hours later:

    wtf

  36. Derp said about 10 hours later:

    I haven’t lol’d this hard in a while.

  37. FireSword said about 11 hours later:

    http://www.g4g.it/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-1102

    …

  38. Oob said about 11 hours later:

    “The king of the jungle is a bit racist I think.”

  39. lumpi said about 11 hours later:

    if you goes crazy all the way!!!1

  40. Trotim said about 11 hours later:

    Cave Story rip-off.

  41. hello said about 12 hours later:

    africa (the land of racism)

  42. robolee said about 13 hours later:

    my apology:

    “Im very sory that I pisioned teh aminals, I hope that youll forgiv me 1 day. I didnt now the fruit was bad for them Im sory.”

  43. Kloi said about 14 hours later:

    best game ever.

  44. Sub-Actuality said about 14 hours later:

    I thought this might have something to do with “Instruction For A Fruit”. It doesn’t. And it’s much weirder.

  45. Twisted in the Head said about 15 hours later:

    I’m sorry, but this sounds too much like it was written by a five year-old or a bad fanfiction author. I can’t go for more than two minutes without my eyes bleeding.

  46. Jad said about 16 hours later:

    Hurhur, I love how the baby elephant eats everything and anything and is happy about it :D

  47. FISH said about 16 hours later:

    GAMES AS ART

  48. olda_sadlo said about 17 hours later:

    i really enjoyed it and played it six times. best are lobastars or lobstras or whatever.

  49. Dusty Spur said about 18 hours later:

    dear steve, im a idot ii posined you animasl i disre;gard the DONT FEED FRIUT signs i really soryr.

    from dumb*ss

  50. namuol said about 20 hours later:

    this is hanging onto the edge of coherence by an imaginary thread.

    i can’t tell if brett graham just has a unique sense of humor or if he genuinely has mental problems. his site is rather elaborate.

  51. Dusty Spur said about 23 hours later:

    I’m disappointed in the people who can’t tell a joke game (and website) when they see it.

  52. ngajoe said 1 day later:

    I HATE YOU!

  53. Ritgun said 1 day later:

    wow, just wow-

    Fruit mystery coming for your soul :D

  54. apology said 1 day later:

    “sorry steve.”

  55. human man said 1 day later:

    Whoever made this should be President. Except, corn chips aren’t fruit.

  56. Valkyrie said 1 day later:

    FUNNIEST GAME EVER~!!!!!

    I didn’t even make it past the title screen before I busted out laughing. Then I fed a watermelon to the sleeping lion and laughed so hard, I ran out of time.

  57. Radix said 1 day later:

    president of where?

  58. moon_rabbits said 1 day later:

    wait what.

  59. wut said 1 day later:

    wut

  60. Oob said 1 day later:

    It says much about TIGS that this post gets more comments than the one before it.

  61. Golds said 1 day later:

    This game is the best.

  62. Radnom said 1 day later:

    but wanderlust didn’t make me laugh!

  63. Decipher said 1 day later:

    Ooo… kay?

  64. some won said 1 day later:

    yeah… if that wasn’t the biggest expercise in retardedness i dont know what is.

    its surprising people like that are even able to.. to.. well, even breath.

    still some of you idiots seemed to like it.

  65. ugh said 1 day later:

    This is good because the developer uses his shortcomings as a tool for humor and doesn’t take himself so seriously…unlike 95% of the crap that comes from the indy community.

  66. Superb said 1 day later:

    It’s not so good to see talentless twats getting coverage for rubbish like this when there are some quality indie games and news out there.

  67. Hodinky said 1 day later:

    I used to like this game :)

  68. I am representing BG said 1 day later:

    brett did not intend this game to be getting this attention and i dont think he is a talentless twat…

    he makes art not games..this is not a game.

  69. Uesugi said 1 day later:

    It’s like Jeff K. made a game.

    Im cring tears of fruit jusice

  70. Radix said 1 day later:

    I’ll take this kind of shit over just about any ‘art game’.

  71. Not Sure said 2 days later:

    That was the single best thing I have done all week. Even better than finishing Mass Effect.

  72. Exoduster said 2 days later:

    I played this, and two days later, I had a seizure.

    God damn it fruit mystery.

  73. krizzle said 2 days later:

    oh-so-rofol

  74. fail said 2 days later:

    ‘I am representing BG said 1 day later:

    brett did not intend this game to be getting this attention and i dont think he is a talentless twat…

    he makes art not games..this is not a game.’

    …wtf is this talentless ‘art’ doing on here then?

    plus the internets gone to hell, full of silly kids giggling over the most stupid of things

  75. Superb said 3 days later:

    The internet went to hell a long time ago. This place is losing it’s quality.

  76. krizzle said 3 days later:

    you dont understand shits if you dont understand the arty intend!

  77. magallanes said 3 days later:

    i saw godlike flash, awesome flash, good flash, decent flash, average flash, poor flash, lousy flash, “my first flash attempt” flash and this flash.

  78. Karuvitomsk said 3 days later:

    It’s simply in its own category, yes. There are no words to describe the experience.

    Possibly one.

    “wat”.

  79. robolee said 3 days later:

    I can’t believe some people took this seriously… it is them who are the retarded twits who need to lighten up -stop being so serious all the time!

    it teaches us that we must all take life with a pinch of salt. And excuse the radical wrong-doings of people who have problems, they don’t mean to hurt anyone.

  80. ultim8p00 said 3 days later:

    Hahahaha, this was hilarious! I loved how nonsensical it was. Awesome!

  81. lolz said 3 days later:

    wtf zookeeper steve pushed me, I’m suing. Also he made all the animals hate me, I’ll sue for defamation as well

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