Introversion: the first of the last of the slogans
Posted by Derek Yu Fri, 25 May 2007 16:16:00 GMT
Apparently, the full slogan is “the last of the bedroom programmers… the first of the children!”
In other news, mobile Defcon.
Posted by Derek Yu Fri, 25 May 2007 16:16:00 GMT
Apparently, the full slogan is “the last of the bedroom programmers… the first of the children!”
In other news, mobile Defcon.
Posted in Community | Tags Introversion | 25 comments
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PoV, “Slogan’s are soo 1940’s”. Now with extra cheese.
If it ain’t American Shareware, it ain’t worth sharing™
Player Games. Games for the player’ers in all of us™
If you’re having fun, it’s Fun Game™
Only the best. Best Games™
Games that’ll make you a man. Man Games™
Are they going to start telling us to suck it off.
Or was it suck it down?
Shareware. We actually hate sharing™
This is a Korean MMORPG. You now know everything about this game™
Did you see the ad above this Flash? Are you sure? Did you click on it? Hold on, lemme pause this game to let you click on it™
This game, honestly, just consists of doing random tasks to make bars go up and go ding!, but you’ll play it compulsively anyway™
The graphics were done by the programmer, just shut up and enjoy the abstract apspect™
I love you guys.™
Fuck them, I program in a garage™
Programming: The Only Bedroom Action They’re Gonna Get™
The only place where introverts yell slogans™
FATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!™
Oh, and:
Trademark. We trademark our trademarked slogans.™
We put the TM in TiMe to die.™
“Games that’ll make you a man. Man Games™”
NSFW
Hard Time; Even if you’ve only an arm and a leg, you’ve still got a rep to protect™
Mobile Defcon; Where would you like to have a God complex today?™
Introversion: We’re just like you bedroom coders. Only we’re in an office and we’re outnumbered six to one by PR c*s.™ ;)
TM ™
Slogans Actually Work. See, You’re Discussing Us Even Now™
If I ever get rich, you can trust me to stay coding in my bedroom or garage (in one of 15 mansions dotted across the globe). Did anyone watch Tomb Raider last night? It’d be like that, but with incredibly poor use of the space.™
You guys should go on tour LOL
I actually never learned the difference between challenging the player and making jumps that require two-pixel precision to pull off.™
Did that boss just own you? Sorry, grinding for hours to beat it is part of the game. It’s authentic!™
Learning curve? Don’t make me laugh! Too late! Ha ha ha!™
By “point-and-click” I actually mean rapidly clicking around the room in hopes that eventually you’ll find something useful, rather than any type of guiding system™
To achieve your goal, you have to make a series of events happen by clicking on them, though these don’t necessarily connect to each other logically. Or at all.™
hey, i didn’t actually post here. :( fuck you
LOL
Impostors run amok! (TM)
In Soviet Russia, slogans invent you!
In the world, Introversion rules.
Introversion: making more money than the rest of you tramp indies, so who gets the last laugh ™
So, what happened to make posts with the word scientology need moderator approval?