Introversion: the first of the last of the slogans

Posted by Derek Yu Fri, 25 May 2007 16:16:00 GMT

The First of the Last of the First of Something

Apparently, the full slogan is “the last of the bedroom programmers… the first of the children!”

In other news, mobile Defcon.

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  1. PoV said about 1 hour later:

    PoV, “Slogan’s are soo 1940’s”. Now with extra cheese.

  2. PoV said about 1 hour later:

    If it ain’t American Shareware, it ain’t worth sharing™

    Player Games. Games for the player’ers in all of us™

    If you’re having fun, it’s Fun Game™

    Only the best. Best Games™

    Games that’ll make you a man. Man Games™

  3. crackers said about 2 hours later:

    Are they going to start telling us to suck it off.

    Or was it suck it down?

  4. Albert Lai said about 2 hours later:

    Shareware. We actually hate sharing™

    This is a Korean MMORPG. You now know everything about this game™

    Did you see the ad above this Flash? Are you sure? Did you click on it? Hold on, lemme pause this game to let you click on it™

    This game, honestly, just consists of doing random tasks to make bars go up and go ding!, but you’ll play it compulsively anyway™

  5. Stwelin said about 2 hours later:

    The graphics were done by the programmer, just shut up and enjoy the abstract apspect™

  6. Derek said about 2 hours later:

    I love you guys.™

  7. Eric said about 4 hours later:

    Fuck them, I program in a garage™

  8. RZ said about 5 hours later:

    Programming: The Only Bedroom Action They’re Gonna Get™

  9. GrViper said about 5 hours later:

    The only place where introverts yell slogans™

  10. BeamSplashX said about 6 hours later:

    FATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!™

  11. BeamSplashX said about 6 hours later:

    Oh, and:

    Trademark. We trademark our trademarked slogans.™

    We put the TM in TiMe to die.™

  12. WFT said about 9 hours later:

    “Games that’ll make you a man. Man Games™”

    NSFW

  13. Xander said about 10 hours later:

    Hard Time; Even if you’ve only an arm and a leg, you’ve still got a rep to protect™

    Mobile Defcon; Where would you like to have a God complex today?™

  14. DrDerekDoctors said about 15 hours later:

    Introversion: We’re just like you bedroom coders. Only we’re in an office and we’re outnumbered six to one by PR c*s.™ ;)

  15. balls said about 15 hours later:

    TM ™

  16. shinygerbil said about 17 hours later:

    Slogans Actually Work. See, You’re Discussing Us Even Now™

  17. Aubrey said about 20 hours later:

    If I ever get rich, you can trust me to stay coding in my bedroom or garage (in one of 15 mansions dotted across the globe). Did anyone watch Tomb Raider last night? It’d be like that, but with incredibly poor use of the space.™

  18. Joseph said 1 day later:

    You guys should go on tour LOL

  19. Albert Lai said 1 day later:

    I actually never learned the difference between challenging the player and making jumps that require two-pixel precision to pull off.™

    Did that boss just own you? Sorry, grinding for hours to beat it is part of the game. It’s authentic!™

    Learning curve? Don’t make me laugh! Too late! Ha ha ha!™

    By “point-and-click” I actually mean rapidly clicking around the room in hopes that eventually you’ll find something useful, rather than any type of guiding system™

    To achieve your goal, you have to make a series of events happen by clicking on them, though these don’t necessarily connect to each other logically. Or at all.™

  20. Rz. said 1 day later:

    hey, i didn’t actually post here. :( fuck you

  21. Derik said 1 day later:

    LOL

    Impostors run amok! (TM)

  22. Impostor ™ said 1 day later:

    In Soviet Russia, slogans invent you!

  23. Optrirominiluikus said 1 day later:

    In the world, Introversion rules.

  24. Fost said 4 days later:

    Introversion: making more money than the rest of you tramp indies, so who gets the last laugh ™

  25. Fost said 4 days later:

    So, what happened to make posts with the word scientology need moderator approval?

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