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Jill Off Harder

Derek Yu — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:02:00 +0000

And I thought I jilled off pretty hard the first time! Jill Off Harder, the expanded version of Auntie Pixelante’s masochistic tower-climbing platformer, is now available. The game includes numerous tweaks to the original version, but the biggest draw is the super-tough second tower, which is inspired, in part, by the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 (aka “The Lost Levels”). Thankfully, Tower Two isn’t merely a rehash of the first, and it’s got plenty of tricks up its sleeves. Much more fun, too, in my opinion.

"Jill Off Harder" by Nemo07

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:57:33 +0000

How… odd. I downloaded the new version and now the “Jill won’t jump” problem seems to be worse (or at least more noticeable). Her floating isn’t always a nice slow slope downward either, she’ll sometimes float fast and then slow even when I’m constantly hitting her jump button.

"Jill Off Harder" by Nemo07

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 11:58:30 +0000

Woohoo! I beat the first tower in 11:38!

The second tower was most definitely a big jump in difficulty. I still beat it in a little over 19 minutes. Jill finally got a physical reward, too! :D

"Jill Off Harder" by auntie

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 07:20:16 +0000

that bug’s been fixed and a new version uploaded. i’ve also tried to address the issue some people have reported of jill not jumping sometimes.

"Jill Off Harder" by Pyrrhon

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 06:10:07 +0000

What the f…?

I beat it at 11:00 minutes, “Jill off harder” starts to flash and when i press “Z” the game crash to desktop… :(

When i start it again im can still only play the first tower…

"Jill Off Harder" by Mark

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:17:31 +0000

I agree, Jason. Also, if anyone really likes tower 2, go play Jumper and its sequels.

"Jill Off Harder" by Jason

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:42:04 +0000

i got 8:40 on my second go on the first tower and 11:56 on the first at the second tower. ExitMouse, IWBTG is way harder than ANY bit of tower 2.

"Jill Off Harder" by notyou

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:55:26 +0000

brag brag brag http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6738/2ndtowersi7.jpg

"Jill Off Harder" by Nemo07

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:06:42 +0000

Phew! This game is really hard to do in under 12 minutes. The best I’m able to do is 14:19. That’s about 2 minutes faster than my first time too. Ah well, at my current rate I’ll have it by the next attempt or two.

…I think my ‘z’ key is starting to wear out, though (not good on a laptop! o_o). Jill wouldn’t jump sometimes when I told her to. She’ll have to be disciplined, I suppose. Heh.

"Jill Off Harder" by ElTipejoLoco

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:50:08 +0000

I would switch hands if I could move the arrow keys on my keyboard to my left, and using the right shift key, I suppose, with my right hand… But, uh… That’s kind of awkward.

Also, ha, Guy thought it was a timer instead of a counter. Fun stuff. A good Jill Offer can usually leave the room as soon as the third spider is ‘waking’.

Still, the second tower is pretty “ACKPTH”, but it’s supposed to be! So it’s a smashing success.

"Jill Off Harder" by Rolf

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:40:21 +0000

Finally finished tower 2, took me 22:50. That last gold bit was HELL.

"Jill Off Harder" by ExitMouse

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:00:19 +0000

…wow, tower 2 is harder than IWBTG at places… Completion time: 22:36

"Jill Off Harder" by notyou

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:01:45 +0000

@Guy: That’s not a clock. It’s the number of times you have to jump.

"Jill Off Harder" by Mark

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:18:09 +0000

Thanks for that update, Guy!

"Jill Off Harder" by Guy

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:16:19 +0000

LET ME SAY THIS!! I AM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!

That last room with the spiders, I died when I went in, died again when the clock was at 13 seconds left AND THEN DIED AGAIN trying to get out of the room!

This is a good game, but that last room when you have to survive the spiders FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A FUCKING CENTURY is one of the worst examples of level design I have ever seen…

"Jill Off Harder" by jones

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:58:48 +0000

Oh, so now I’ve beaten it, and it only took me 29:29 e_e That was actually surprisingly fun, though I’m not sure if I want to do it again. Thanks for the tip, Fishy Boy!

"Jill Off Harder" by Mark

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:52:02 +0000

@ ElTipejoLoco:

Maybe you should switch hands next time you’re jilling off.

"Jill Off Harder" by ElTipejoLoco

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:26:59 +0000

Jill Off Harder made my left hand feel numb. I can’t tell whether this is great or not.

I guess since I had fun, it’s irrelevant.

Also, phooey on speed-running the second tower. Who wants to hear only 7 NES-like whipcracks? Tsk!

"Jill Off Harder" by Biggerfish

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:01:57 +0000

Beat the first tower in 12:55, I swear it felt like it only took 5 minutes. It’s a lot easier the second time around. I’m going to attempt again in hopes of the second tower :\/

"Jill Off Harder" by Fishy Boy

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:40:11 +0000

Also, this game is great. Second tower was a constant kick in the pants, and I loved every minute of it.

"Jill Off Harder" by Fishy Boy

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:39:17 +0000

jones: Fire does not occupy the entire tile. You can land on the very edge of the column, and you’ll live.

"Jill Off Harder" by daphaknee

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:44:42 +0000

also i did voice acting for this game fuck yes i am a voice actor now

"Jill Off Harder" by daphaknee

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:44:15 +0000

HEY GUYS DONT FORGET TO ENTER THE BAD FANART COMPETITION TO WIN A CUSTOMIZED DIAPER

"Jill Off Harder" by jones

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:12:12 +0000

I can’t figure out how to get past the flame-on-a-column in the second tower :(

"Jill Off Harder" by Advenith

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:44:41 +0000

Tower two time: 16:06.

Also, I came.

"Jill Off Harder" by Biggerfish

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:24:21 +0000

Been waiting for this, going to play it now >:)