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Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural

Derek Yu — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:33:00 +0000

After a handful of posts about his philosophies regarding manliness and the Universe, Michal Marcinkowski has finally put up some new info about Berserker, his hand-to-hand physics-based deathmatch game that takes place in an abandoned prison. This step-by-step guide will show you how to paint a cell block in a delightful crimson red… just in time for Spring! Martha Stewart approves.

In the comments, Michal reveals in the comments that:

The game is pretty much playable, although bots have no waypoints, no network code, and a lot of bugs. Really good ideas are always welcome but we’ve probably thought about them all already.

Let’s hope for a soon release!

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by haowan

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:43:21 +0000

I can’t pretend to be overly fond of either of these two fellows, or the whole idea of rape in a video game, but I thought the linked page was damned funny.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by BeamSplashX

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:32:51 +0000

Masters of Fighting with Limbs and Sex Organs.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Gorgonzola

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:25:52 +0000

Rename voting begins: now.

1) Clay Aiken’s Anoose.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Smithy

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:47:16 +0000

I used to have a chainsaw.

Two, in fact.

And I used them every day.

(Not on people, though.)

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by PHeMoX

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:12:43 +0000

“What do you think a violent game like this is bound to cause?”

Freakin’ World War III if you keep pushing me!!! @$#%@$^%#$^!

( ;) )

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Zeno

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:14:23 +0000

I’m gonna play the hell out of this game. And have my way with all of my victims. Every time.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Tommunism

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:54:38 +0000

I wish you really were Jack Thompson so I could bask in your awesome.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Jack Thompson

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:11:40 +0000

“You should be happy. It’s this or another school shooting.”

What do you think a violent game like this is bound to cause?

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Unbeliever

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:25:43 +0000

“Yeah, I plan to avoid this game. He’s a bigoted moron, and the game looks equally moronic.”

You should be happy. It’s this or another school shooting.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Eclipse

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:09:46 +0000

well… graphically it really sucks :\

about the gameplay… i just hope it to be near soldat

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Corpus

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:59:21 +0000

Yeah, I plan to avoid this game. He’s a bigoted moron, and the game looks equally moronic.

I guess violence and rape for the sake of violence and rape just don’t appeal to me. It’s basically just an incredibly immature game.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by I Like Cake

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:25:44 +0000

Your dream is to play a game about prison violence by a crazy bigot?

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by gustav

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:22:30 +0000

suggestion: a flower filter for the blood. it’d be so much like in my dreams <3

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by difficultman

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:43:36 +0000

Am I the only one who’s turned off by the homo-sex and feces?

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by dog biscuits

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:39:54 +0000

Is this the death metal parody game where adolescent boys rush at each other in generic rage and when they meet they start having sex?

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Zeno

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:44:25 +0000

I love MM so much.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by curezen

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:48:08 +0000

hehehehehe

i wanna paint now

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by Fishy Boy

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:25:29 +0000

I’m kinda interested about the chainsaw, since it looks like he’s suggesting it’s possible to screw up horribly when using it. It would add quite a bit to the balance if it didn’t end up with one guy who got the chainsaw just mauling people with ease.

"Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural" by rz.

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:36:11 +0000

that looks FUCKING amazing!