TIGSource: Sumotori Dreams

Sumotori Dreams

Derek Yu — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:01:00 +0000

I don’t think I’ve laughed so much playing any other game, to be quite honest. Well, maybe Pillar Killer.

Sumotori Dreams is a sumo wrestling simulation that incorporates some sort of self-balancing algorithm. What that really means is that the wrestlers stumble around like a couple of drunken clowns. Add to that an easy jazz soundtrack and you basically have the funniest 88kb of fun you’ve ever had.

(Source: Sensible Erection NSFW)

"Sumotori Dreams" by WTF

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:51:25 +0000

I can’t get it to run either, it has a startup problem.

"Sumotori Dreams" by NHP

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:44:13 +0000

wahhhhhhh I can’t get it to run!

"Sumotori Dreams" by Fabejaques

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:47:10 +0000

There’s a “hidden mode” that you access by breaking one of the wall things behind the bars in the main menu. You have to break the one second from the front on the far right side. It’s pretty awesome.

"Sumotori Dreams" by !CE-9

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:19:08 +0000

it’s fucken awesome. and it’s from Hungary.

big up, Peterdutch!=)

"Sumotori Dreams" by Zaphos

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:50:46 +0000

This is awesomely hilarious.

"Sumotori Dreams" by Dylan

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:45:34 +0000

I eventually started to feel sorry for the poor wrestler. All he wanted to do was stand, but my box-bullets just kept coming. The shame wasn’t enough to quiet my laughter.

"Sumotori Dreams" by negative zero

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:13:22 +0000

my god, that’s incredible! i wonder if all the animations were programmed into the physics, cos that’s pure genius!

"Sumotori Dreams" by Shih Tzu

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:50:43 +0000

Oh, -man-, why do I have to be at work right now…

I could watch that all day.

"Sumotori Dreams" by Echo

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:25:50 +0000

AVG seemed ok with it - which isn’t to say it’s ok, but some google searches on that avira program seem to indicate that it’s a little paranoid:

http://www.softpedia.com/progViewOpinions/1-19.html

"Sumotori Dreams" by GrViper

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:12:16 +0000

So much fun in so little code.. it must be a virus :)

"Sumotori Dreams" by gazanfer

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:40:13 +0000

avira antivir has found some virus signatures.

"Sumotori Dreams" by GrViper

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:34:09 +0000

Yeah, there guys are great at falling down, trying to get up, laughing at each other…

If you shoot at one particular fence fragment in the main menu (between the rightmost pillars), you get to see “hidden mode”

"Sumotori Dreams" by Mark-P

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:44:33 +0000

I can testify to how freaking hilarious this is to watch. Hours of fun. :)

"Sumotori Dreams" by konjak

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:53:14 +0000

This had me laughing too hard.