Achievement Unlocked

By: Derek Yu

On: December 22nd, 2008

Achievement Unlocked offsets the boredom of playing a video game by rewarding us for our hard work every step of the way! (Source: daboo, via Sensible Erection [NSFW])

Achievement Unlocked!
  • Champa

    This is one of the best games based on Journey to the West that I’ve played since Super Balloons Tower Defense 3.

  • MikeK

    Myspace 360

  • deadeye

    Hehe, quite amusing.

    Made it to 93% without having to resort to hints…

  • OrR

    I actually finished this. I feel empty now.

  • Dusty Spur

    I love this game. So, so much.

  • Sparky

    This reminds me of You Have to Burn the Rope.

    I think a comedy sketch featuring a fictional game like this could be fun.

  • Tantan

    WHAT IS THIS CASUAL FLASH SHIT DOING ON THE FRONT PAGE.
    GB2KONGREGATE

  • Craig Stern

    Derek, do you want some help promoting indie browser games that haven’t gotten enough attention (a.k.a. not anything produced in-house by Armor Games)? I’ll volunteer. And I promise I won’t post any Telepath games. :)

  • AClarkFS

    Why do you think some games are so popular? Achievements.

    The games concept is inspiring. The sheer hilarity that ensues in the first 20 seconds of game play is an excellent mechanic, although reusing it would be bland.

  • http://s.hryx.net/ hryx

    This game was so rewarding! …And nothing else.

  • Trotim

    You know… this is actually very awesome. I finished in 919 seconds, only had to look up the Konami code. (Screw you. Never played that.)

  • shinygerbil

    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

    you read my comment

    etc…

  • Bleagle

    Man cant figure out “We have a Liftoff” and “Get off your seats”… Theres no way to liftoff…

  • Bleagle

    Oh didnt see it was under the “I can count to 5!” thing…

  • PHeMoX

    @Bleagle: just use the yellow stream on the right.

  • nihilocrat

    It’s only a matter of time until someone posts a speedrun video…

  • nihilocrat

    Oops, someone already did before this was even posted.

  • cactus

    100%… But I cheated.

  • Ezuku

    Such a good parody. I remember playing Lost Planet and desperately trying to find each and every token, only to discover that finding them all only earned an achievement.

  • Moose

    Yea, what the heck is it with Armor Games? They seem to be determined to gobble up the entire Flash arket.

  • Tantan

    I”M A GIANT DOUCHE

  • PoV

    I like it.