Sunny Day Sky (Counterpoint)

Posted by Guest Reviewer Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Sunny Day Sky

[Guest review by J. Thompson]

Sunny Day Sky is another degenerate “danger simulator” from the twisted mind of Ferry Halim. Disguised as entertainment for children, this program promotes, among other things, playing in traffic and eating “red tomatoes” (possibly a street name for meth) to gain super powers, like the ability to fly by simply holding an umbrella. Make no mistake about it, your kids are at the mercy of this foul “gamer,” who undoubtedly gets sick satisfaction from reading the obituaries of his victims. To protect them, I strongly suggest keeping them away from computers, televisions, or any other “devil boxes” where the game could be “played.”

Previous “danger simulators” by Mr. Halim include What Comes Around, which promotes animal cruelty, and Midnight Serenade, a game in which you play a stalker preying upon a young woman. Good Christians should also take note that Mr. Halim calls himself “Orisinal,” a name which is most likely shorthand for “Original Sin.” The pagan bastard.

Now give me my license back before I punch you in the goddamn face.

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  1. Tinarg said about 1 hour later:

    I agree with the above. I applaud Mr. Thompson.

  2. trav said about 1 hour later:

    heheh

  3. GirlFlash said about 8 hours later:

    awesome review Jack, do more!

  4. moon_rabbits said about 18 hours later:

    jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib.

  5. BeamSplashX said 1 day later:

    Awesome game review simulator, Jack!

  6. this game said 1 day later:

    this game sux but the idea is hilarious :)

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