Berserker: How to Paint a Wall Mural

Posted by Derek Yu Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Berserker

After a handful of posts about his philosophies regarding manliness and the Universe, Michal Marcinkowski has finally put up some new info about Berserker, his hand-to-hand physics-based deathmatch game that takes place in an abandoned prison. This step-by-step guide will show you how to paint a cell block in a delightful crimson red… just in time for Spring! Martha Stewart approves.

In the comments, Michal reveals in the comments that:

The game is pretty much playable, although bots have no waypoints, no network code, and a lot of bugs. Really good ideas are always welcome but we’ve probably thought about them all already.

Let’s hope for a soon release!


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  1. rz. said about 2 hours later:

    that looks FUCKING amazing!

  2. Fishy Boy said about 3 hours later:

    I’m kinda interested about the chainsaw, since it looks like he’s suggesting it’s possible to screw up horribly when using it. It would add quite a bit to the balance if it didn’t end up with one guy who got the chainsaw just mauling people with ease.

  3. curezen said about 3 hours later:

    hehehehehe

    i wanna paint now

  4. Zeno said about 6 hours later:

    I love MM so much.

  5. dog biscuits said about 8 hours later:

    Is this the death metal parody game where adolescent boys rush at each other in generic rage and when they meet they start having sex?

  6. difficultman said about 9 hours later:

    Am I the only one who’s turned off by the homo-sex and feces?

  7. gustav said about 10 hours later:

    suggestion: a flower filter for the blood. it’d be so much like in my dreams <3

  8. I Like Cake said about 11 hours later:

    Your dream is to play a game about prison violence by a crazy bigot?

  9. Corpus said about 11 hours later:

    Yeah, I plan to avoid this game. He’s a bigoted moron, and the game looks equally moronic.

    I guess violence and rape for the sake of violence and rape just don’t appeal to me. It’s basically just an incredibly immature game.

  10. Eclipse said about 12 hours later:

    well… graphically it really sucks :\

    about the gameplay… i just hope it to be near soldat

  11. Unbeliever said about 14 hours later:

    “Yeah, I plan to avoid this game. He’s a bigoted moron, and the game looks equally moronic.”

    You should be happy. It’s this or another school shooting.

  12. Jack Thompson said about 21 hours later:

    “You should be happy. It’s this or another school shooting.”

    What do you think a violent game like this is bound to cause?

  13. Tommunism said about 21 hours later:

    I wish you really were Jack Thompson so I could bask in your awesome.

  14. Zeno said about 24 hours later:

    I’m gonna play the hell out of this game. And have my way with all of my victims. Every time.

  15. PHeMoX said 1 day later:

    “What do you think a violent game like this is bound to cause?”

    Freakin’ World War III if you keep pushing me!!! @$#%@$^%#$^!

    ( ;) )

  16. Smithy said 1 day later:

    I used to have a chainsaw.

    Two, in fact.

    And I used them every day.

    (Not on people, though.)

  17. Gorgonzola said 1 day later:

    Rename voting begins: now.

    1) Clay Aiken’s Anoose.

  18. BeamSplashX said 1 day later:

    Masters of Fighting with Limbs and Sex Organs.

  19. haowan said 1 day later:

    I can’t pretend to be overly fond of either of these two fellows, or the whole idea of rape in a video game, but I thought the linked page was damned funny.

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